Snow White: London's Naughtiest Adults Only Pantomime!

From the team that brought you last years Jack And His Giant Bigstalk ("The best adult pantomime in London" - London Theatre) returning with a brand new production of SNOW WHITE for 2024 at the brand new 200 seater Vauxhall Theatre.

Join Snow White, the evil Queen, the very dashing Prince Donkey Dick of  Vauxhall , hilarious Magic Mirror, Herman The Henchman, and the most outrageous Seven Dwarves in pantomime history!

Locked inside her magic chamber, The Evil Queen Chlamydia keeps a watchful eye over her beautiful virgin step daughter Snow White who has just turned eighteen.

When the Queen’s faithful mucky-mouthed Mirror, informs her she no longer is the fairest-of-them all, she concocts her malevolent plan – for her henchman Horrible Herpes to take Snow White deep into the Doggers Wood, and make sure she is never seen again.

Snow White escapes, and stumbles upon a cottage, where she is kidnapped by a gang of seven fabulous merry men! They decide to adopt her and make her their new project. Their party is interrupted when a knock at the door reveals a mysterious lost hag.

Will she persuade Snow White to try a bite of her apple and fall to a deathly sleep? Will the Wicked Queen get to wear her crown forever or has she overlooked the wandering Prince Donkey Dick is looking for his own happy ending in the woods?

This pop powered pantomime features feel good party anthems "Get The Party Started", "I Will Survive", "Don't Stop Believin'", "You're The One That I Want", "YMCA", "Dancing Queen", "Like A Virgin" and many more, making this the perfect and only way to celebrate Christmas with a BANG!

With sparkling sets, dazzling  costumes, and an utterly filthy laugh-a-minute script, plus cheesy anthems, laughter and audience participation! Get ready for a Christmas night out you won't forget in a hurry, oh no you won't!

Responses to last year's panto :

"A superb, fun night out we’ve all been craving for"- London Theatre

"A fantastic modern twist on a pantomime classic. a rip-roaring night to remember!"- Mirror Online

"Loved it! Panto at its best - full of fun frivolity and raunchiness” - Daily Star

"You need to see it, to believe it... This is pure madness... very funny and highly entertaining" - West End Extra

"Totally degenerate, twisted, camp hilarity from beginning to end. Why do we have to wait a year to see the next one!" - The Stage

WARNING! This is pantomime is strictly for adults over 18, only and not for the faint-hearted or persons of a prudish nature!

Seating is unallocated to reserve your seats please email info@theentertainmentproviders.co.uk